Mary Sue Hotline (ms_hotline) wrote,
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Song Parody!

I held a fantastic notion to begin parodying songs (which is what MS_Hotline actually had before we booted 'em... they were really bad, sorry,) and so, I looked up a few songs to parody...

And VOILA! We have a song.

Presenting: She's rather talented! to the tune of "I think I'm Complicated" by Garbage


Mary-Sue plus Potter sucks
Draco don’t really like them much
He don’t know what he gonna do
Draco’s got himself to prove

She’s rather talented
Not complicated
She’s rather talented
Manipulate it

Chorus:
See me, Love me
Isn’t she real pretty?
All you need is her
See me, Love me
Getting her is easy
All she wants is you!

She’s perfect, it’s not just a spell
Clearly you don’t know her well
She doesn’t lose, she always wins
Mary-Sue has struck again!

She’s rather talented
Manipulate it
She’s rather talented
Let’s not complicate it.

See me, Love me
Isn’t she real pretty?
All you need is her
See me, Love me
Getting her is easy
All she wants is you!

Beautiful
She knows she’s beautiful

See me, Love me
Isn’t she real pretty?
All you need is her
See me, Love me
Getting her is easy
All she wants is you!

Blond hair, blue eyes, the type that you should idolize
Brown hair, brown eyes, bitchiwitch has found a prize
Red hair, green eyes, there’s no need to theorize
Black hair, gray eyes, moonlight twinkles in her eyes

See me
Love me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby it's all right

See me
Love me
Any way you need me
As long as you’re pretty, baby, it's all right


If only I could think of one for that damn Milkshake song...
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