Mary Sue Hotline

Song Parody!

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 15:12:21 GMT

I held a fantastic notion to begin parodying songs (which is what MS_Hotline actually had before we booted 'em... they were really bad, sorry,) and so, I looked up a few songs to parody...

And VOILA! We have a song.

Presenting: She's rather talented! to the tune of "I think I'm Complicated" by Garbage

Mary-Sue plus Potter sucks
Draco don’t really like them much
He don’t know what he gonna do
Draco’s got himself to prove

She’s rather talented
Not complicated
She’s rather talented
Manipulate it

Chorus:
See me, Love me
Isn’t she real pretty?
All you need is her
See me, Love me
Getting her is easy
All she wants is you!

She’s perfect, it’s not just a spell
Clearly you don’t know her well
She doesn’t lose, she always wins
Mary-Sue has struck again!

She’s rather talented
Manipulate it
She’s rather talented
Let’s not complicate it.

See me, Love me
Isn’t she real pretty?
All you need is her
See me, Love me
Getting her is easy
All she wants is you!

Beautiful
She knows she’s beautiful

See me, Love me
Isn’t she real pretty?
All you need is her
See me, Love me
Getting her is easy
All she wants is you!

Blond hair, blue eyes, the type that you should idolize
Brown hair, brown eyes, bitchiwitch has found a prize
Red hair, green eyes, there’s no need to theorize
Black hair, gray eyes, moonlight twinkles in her eyes

See me
Love me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby it's all right

See me
Love me
Any way you need me
As long as you’re pretty, baby, it's all right

If only I could think of one for that damn Milkshake song...

w00t l00ps11!

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 14:37:01 GMT

Whilst I read through the depths of Not Bob's oh-so-eloquent journal, I stumbled upon an icon that has changed... my entire outlook on Snape.

I would like to say, at this moment:

Thank you, Zen_Child. You don't know how HARD that made me laugh.

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 11:54:26 GMT

Holy SHIT I found the funniest thing in my life. Seriously. No joke.

I was surfing through the Pit of Voles(TM) and I stumbled across this.

Title: Harry's Song

Author: Ren

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: I didn't write Harry Potter, he belongs to an old English lady who doesn't like to share. Back Street Boys own the song "Anywhere For You" and yes I already know everyone hates them and they stink, but the song works.

Summary: Harry sings a song to the person he loves...

Harry could feel the potion start to work on his body...his hands clenched and his brow furrowed in concentration. He knew from the moment he tasted it that his plan might backfire, and that all he had worked for might be lost. As the potion worked its magic Harry felt all his fear disappear. It was a confidence potion; brewed by one of the best witches Hogwarts School had ever seen- Hormone Granger one of Harry's best friends and confidants.

What Harry didn't know was that Hermione had made the potion stronger than he intended it to be. She was sick of having to hear him whine and mope around because he was too shy to tell the person he was in love with that he wanted to be with them. She purposely brewed the potion so that when Harry carried out hi9s plan to tell the person, he would lose all inhibition, and tell his true feelings.

Harry walked down to the Great Hall for breakfast, as prior planned. Ron would be his wingman of sorts. Taking care of the distractions so that Harry could corner his object of affection and ask them out on a casual date. His heart pounding and the potion clouding his mind Harry walked up to Ron and gave him the signal. It was time for the "Plan" to commence.

“Troll in the dungeons!” Ron screamed at the top of his lungs. Hermione backed him up by running out of the hall and screaming bloody murder. Harry stealthily snuck around the Ravenclaw table heading for the person that he dreamed about each night. All of a sudden Harry felt a strange sensation fall over him, he was no longer worried about rejection or being laughed at. All he cared about was professing his love for who he believed to be his soul mate. Harry waved his wand around his head and the Great Hall filled with music.

A slow beat filled the air and the students stopped running for the doors and the teachers stopped deducting house points to listen to the music coming from the corner of the room. Harry smiled a slow lazy smile as he gazed upon his love. He opened his heart and began to sing, the words coming from somewhere deep inside him.

I'd go anywhere for you Anywhere you asked me to I'd do anything for you Anything you want me to

I'd walk halfway around the world For just one kiss from you Far beyond the call of love The sun, the stars, the moon As long as your love's there to lead me I won't lose my way believe me Even through the darkest night you know

[Chorus:] I'd go anywhere for you Anywhere you asked me to I'd do anything for you Anything you want me to Your love as far as I can see Is all I'm ever gonna need There's one thing for sure I know it's true Baby, I'd go anywhere for you

I used to think that dreams were just For sentimental fools And I'd never find someone Who'd give their love so true But I knew the very minute Couldn't live my life without you in it And now I want the whole world To know

(Yelling)

I Love You Draco!

Oh dear me. That had me crackin' up... let me tell you.

I really love some people for being idiots. >D!

OMGWTFHARRYLOVESDRACO!!1oneone

w00t l00pz!

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 10:30:38 GMT

Oh. My. GOD. The ilovenotbob community is so damn funny. I can't get it out of my system. I think that OMGWTFBBQLOBSTERBUTTS will live in infamy.

Those icons are a blast. Lesbian Bitch Minion #40bazillion! right here. Yep, that's us.

Just so the lot of you know, instead of having "Not-Bob" down as an interest, we had "Not Bob." Yeah, because... we're cool. lyKe dis1

WOO! kthx

How I love FanFiction.net

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 00:35:22 GMT

We at MS_Hotline (which has been around for longer than a year and has had updates, but nothing worth while, and have all been deleted,) have finally decided to perk up and jump on the bandwagon. (Most of this inspiration comes from our lovely dear friend antipottersues.)

At any rate, we've been keeping track of other sues journals and, hey, why not add in a little of our own?

We'd like to thank the lot of you at Sue Icons for posting... well, nice icons. Especially that Pottersues one. We'd love to be a minion >D! Until we can get relatively good graphics creating programs, we're sticking with the icons that we've found there (posted with credit in keywords, mind,) and we hope that you don't mind.

Without further delay, here's your lovely sue for the day!

Fic Name: Antigone
Author: Chelleybean

Rating: Preeeeeetty bad. (No graphics yet)

THE SUE: “Who am I? Professor, don’t you know me? I’m Antigone… Antigone Snape.”
HAIR: Silky, ginger brown hair cut in a simple style that just brushed her shoulders.
EYES: Eyes that were perhaps a bit too wide but his own jet black in color
FULL DESCRIPTION: She was tall for her apparent age, and lean in build, with his high cheekbones but the nose was far smaller. There were parts of him in her, to be sure, or at least parts that looked like him, but they were blended with someone else.

ORIGIN: Comes back, by accident, from the future (2013, to be exact.) That's right, 'cause travelling back in time is just so easy, espcially with a timeturner - even though timeturners have that thing where you can only travel back a certain amount of hours? I think she missed that information and little rule. Is also the daughter of Hermione Granger and Severus Snape.
CONNECTION WITH CANON: Calls Harry "Uncle Harry," is on a first name basis with the teachers... so on, so fourth.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: When Antigone is in 2013, she's in Gryffindor. When she comes back, she gets placed in Slytherin, because her 'papa' has a fit. For some reason, Antigone doesn't want to be in Slytherin and has an argument with the sorting hat. Oh, and Lucius wants her to become betrothed to Draco, and Draco is just plain smitten with her, but she doesn't want to have anything to do with him... yada yada.

Read it here at the Pit of Voles.

Subject? I don't need no stinkin' subject!

Sat, 03 Jan 2004 07:32:40 GMT

...This is only a test...