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Mary Sue Hotline

Purging the World of Mary Sues since 1802

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Perfect Girl

You love her
Wanna hug her
Wanna squeeze her
Perfect girl

Wanna touch her,
Wanna take her,
Wanna smut! her,
Perfect girl.

She can’t fake this,
Right in all places.

She's here to stay,
(She's here to stay)
Why can’t she muck up today?
She's here to stay,
(She's here to stay)
Why can’t she muck up today?
Perfect girl, Perfect girl

She’s a beauty,
She’s got talent,
She’s a winner,
All in one.

She’s a good one,
With a green thumb
Who also can speak
Parseltongue!

She can’t fake this,
Right in all places.

She's here to stay,
(She's here to stay)
Why can’t she muck up today?
She's here to stay,
(She's here to stay)
Why can’t she muck up today?
Perfect girl, Perfect girl

[acoustic break]
Perfect girl, Perfect girl

(whoa)

She's here to stay,
(She's here to stay)
Why can’t she muck up today?
She's here to stay,
(She's here to stay)
Why can’t she muck up today?
Perfect girl, Perfect girl


To the tune of "Stupid Girl" by Cold.

WE LUFF antipottersues!!!

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